Coffee-n-Cake

What the Fudge-Monkey.....

2009-04-24T07:45:00.001-07:00

I Fell in Love with This.

2009-04-16T06:37:00.000-07:00

I'm from Durant, OK

2009-04-08T09:25:00.000-07:00

Wheelchair-bound man accused of selling marijuana

DURANT —
A warrant has been issued for the arrest of a wheelchair-bound man accused of selling marijuana.Bobby Franklin Heflin, 67, Durant, was charged Wednesday with possession of marijuana with intent to distribute and possession of a firearm in commission of a felony.He also was charged with misdemeanor drug paraphernalia possession.The Bryan County District Attorney’s Drug Task Force searched Heflin’s home in the 700 block of South Third Avenue last month.An affidavit by Agent Wayne Stanley states that numerous items associated with selling marijuana were seized, including three pounds of marijuana, a set of scales, sandwich baggies and a box containing marijuana and $230 in cash.Stanley questioned Heflin, who was in a wheelchair. Heflin, the affidavit states, admitted to selling marijuana for a couple of months, and that he recently sold a quarter-pound for $300.Stanley asked Heflin if he “had anything on him,” and he replied that he had a gun in the wheelchair, according to the affidavit. He began to reach for it and Stanley stopped him and asked where the weapon was.He was sitting on a loaded .22-caliber handgun, according to the affidavit. According to court records, Helfin served time in 1972 for a grand larceny conviction in Bryan County.In other court cases, a man arrested in Blue Tuesday after authorities said he almost ran over a woman and a child on bicycles and then swung a hatchet at a neighbor has been charged with two counts of assault and battery with a dangerous weapon.James Dean Hall, 61, was charged Wednesday. He was arrested after Sheriff’s Reserve Sgt. Austin Harman was dispatched to the 100 block of Bryant St. According to Harman’s report, William Baugus said he confronted Hall because he tried to run over his girlfriend.Hall, the report stated, said he had consumed 12 beers and he went to buy more. He said that on his way back, he may have swerved his truck toward the females when he lit a cigarette.Baugus told the deputy he disarmed Hall after he tried to hit him with the hatchet.In other crimes, Richard Martin Withers told Deputy Anthony Scavo on Friday that a video game system was stolen out of his Goss Road home in Cartwright. The victim said that a door was open when he arrived at home.A 1982 Honda three-wheeler owned by Joe Ross Falls was stolen from a ranch on Jackson Road in Bennington, according to a Wednesday report by Scavo. The victim said a chain on a gate was cut to gain entry to the property.

Fred & Jen: D-TOWN Gangstas

2009-03-30T06:39:00.000-07:00

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Glitter Graphics

Philomena Design: my site, spread the word

2009-03-26T08:06:00.000-07:00

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New & Updated Items on My Site

2009-03-12T12:18:00.001-07:00

There are new & updated items on my Etsy site, and will be updated again tomorrow.

Please give it a look and tell your friends! Click on the picture below!

Who the Hell is this Poser???

2009-03-12T12:04:00.001-07:00

Someone be bootleggin' my blog!
http://coffee-n-cake.blogspot.com/

Saving ADORABLE, Disabled Aminals

2009-03-11T08:31:00.000-07:00

God knows we all love cute animals. I might explode from the heart after seeing this many cute/disabled animals next to one another.
Oh the Elephant! EEAHHHALKJLJSDLAWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
I can't take it!!

What Grosses Me Out...

2009-03-10T06:05:00.000-07:00

A lot of things gross me out, but one thing that really makes me shudder is when people order Cafe Breve's at Starbucks. As a former Barista, I can tell you it was with much apprehention that I would consent to serving people this hot beverage.
If you don't know what a Breve is:
Half & Half
espresso

What is the nutritional facts in a medium breve?

Nutrition Facts
Serving Size 16 fl oz (453.0 g)
Amount Per Serving
Calories 568
Calories from Fat 450
Total Fat 50.0g
Saturated Fat 30.0g

I'm not trying to be an asshole or sound like one of those girls who is constantly counting calories and judging people...but come on now people....really? you want to drink that?

For Sunny: My Dearest Camping Buddy...

2009-03-06T10:56:00.000-08:00

...who won't pee in the lake or woods or outhouse.

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Jennifer Enjoying Breakfastses

2009-03-05T20:40:00.000-08:00

I like Breakfast...and using Photobooth on my Mac...

My New Ghetto-Fabulous Phone...

2009-03-05T20:34:00.000-08:00

Until I am able to get an iPhone in April, my dear father was kind enough to let me have his old phone to hold me over...

What do you do when you must use a phone that looks like it was ran over? Make it look like you Meant to make it look run over...

hence my sweet new phone...

This phone will be in full effect as of next weekend...

Barrettes

2009-03-02T20:56:00.000-08:00

I went to some random 99 cent store in Bushwick and found some of those barrettes you wore as a kid, with the cute little animals on them....

then last night upon inspection one seemed a little too 'adult'....

ATTN: Creepy 50 year olds with mustaches...

2009-02-27T10:11:00.000-08:00

Last night I went to meet my dear gal-pal Zina at Welcome to the Johnsons (if you aren't familiar with the delightful Lower East Side bar, you must go...$3 Stellas at Happy Hour, HOLLA!).
Zina was all like "YO JEN, It might be like 30 minutes before I get there" and I was all like "No problem, I have The Onion and am totally cool sitting by myself for awhile up at the bar"

That is when Creepy McGee 1 and Creepy McGee 2 sat on either sides of me:
Creepy McGee 1 was maybe kind of slow and lonely and old...so I excused his annoying tried banter, but Creepy McGee 2 was NOT slow and had no excuse for annoying me, forcing me to make a fake call on my cellphone.

Here is the scenario:
Jen sits reading newspaper (code for don't talk to me), drinking Stella, and glances occasionally at HOTTIE MCGEE across the room.
Mustache sits down to my right and leans over to me.
Mustache- if you like him you should go say hi
I ignore him.
Mustache- if you like him you should go say hello
Jen- Excuse me?
Mustache- I saw you glace at him about 8x a minute, about 6 girls in here have been staring at him, he must have something special
Jen- (wanting to vomit on him) Oh yah hehe, he's cute
Mustache- See I pick up on these things b/c I am a psychologist...
Jen goes back to reading paper immediatly...and NORMAL person would understand I don't want to talk anymore.
Mustache- yep....my sons are 16 & 18, they have hair like that, all crazy in their face BAHAHAHHAA
Jen- yep, that's the style I guess (as I continue to look at paper)
2 minutes pass.
Mustache- My son brought this girl home he was dating, I thought she was 21, but turns out she was 16!! BAHAHAHA, you just can't tell anymore. She looked so old.
Jen- Yep, girls look older now
2 minutes pass.
Mustache- Man, can't believe it is Friday.....I feel like Just yesterday I was saying the same thing. BAHAHAHA....................................man, I can't believe Sunday is March 1, feels like I just just saying 'Happy New Year!' BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jen gives quick smile then starts texting anyone she knows to make herself look busy...
as soon as he leaves Creepy McGee 2 starts telling me about ..... I dont' even remember....
it was painful.

Lesson:
have some friggin intuition...it is pretty obvious if a girl doesn't want to talk to you...especially if she is young enough to be your daughter.
and don't touch girls' hair in the bar either....(that goes to Drunk Irish McGee last weekend at the pub)

My new favorite website. AWWWW squeeze cute things' cheeks!

2009-02-26T12:42:00.001-08:00

http://www.u-zoo.com/

Best Picture of the Year, by Oscar McGee

2009-02-22T19:29:00.000-08:00

Mission #134. Starring Jen Cox and Fred Trevino.

Doesn't make much sense.

But it was SO fun to make.

I'm at work alone on a Friday...and have discovered Blingee.com...

2009-02-20T13:54:00.000-08:00

enough said...

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Why do I love Andy Samberg...

2009-02-20T13:36:00.000-08:00

Well, the reasons cannot fit on my blog...one day we shall bump into each other on the street, he will compliment my hazel eyes and ask me for coffee...and it will go from there...
Until then, I can only show you some of his hilariousness that I treasure so.

Do you like CUTE STUFF?

2009-02-20T13:29:00.000-08:00

Then your head might burst from this Samsung ad: I would buy a Samsung if I saw this add enough.

Has your parents joined facebook?...

2009-02-11T07:18:00.000-08:00

If you are one of the many people who has been effected by:
a. your parents joining facebook
b. your aunt/uncle joining facebook
c. your significant other's parents joining facebook

...then you will find this f**ing hilarious.

My Parents Joined Facebook

**thank you Sam

BAAAHAHAHAHAHA

2009-02-10T10:19:00.000-08:00

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King Family Portrait, 2014

2009-01-30T13:22:00.001-08:00

Let's work our fat asses...

2009-01-30T09:41:00.000-08:00

Seriously...
Notice how orgasmic Paula Dean looks when she bites into her krispykream burger...
*shudder*

Holy Schnikes! 3 of my favorite men in one movie???

2009-01-30T06:11:00.000-08:00

Anyone who knows me well knows that I LOVE Andy Samberg...and Paul Rudd...and my newist love interest is Jason Segal....
What can I say, I love me a funny man.
But WHAAAAAAAA????...... all 3 of them are in the same freakin' movie together? Are they trying to get my head to explode?

Even if this movie is silly, I cannot WAIT to see it.
If only John Krasinski were in it, the movie would be complete :)

I Love You Man movie trailer

ps. I love Andy Samberg

BAHHHHHHHHH I LOVE BABY ELEPHANTS!!!!!!

2009-01-29T09:54:00.000-08:00

Baby Elephant Barack was born. Maybe the cutest creature ever. Please look at Best Week Ever's post, too funny.
Baby elephant Barack

From the moment I saw Blagoje-douche...

2009-01-29T08:21:00.000-08:00

From the moment I saw the horrifying face of Rod Blagojevich, I immediately thought he looked like the following:
...
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...
...
...

Am I right or am I right?
How do you get elected to governor with a face like that.
At least Unfrozen caveman lawyer was kinda cool.
Ughh, Gives me the eebie-jeebies!

OMG, I still hate goatees so much...

2009-01-28T10:31:00.000-08:00

Goatees?...*shudder* Ughh.

This might be my favorite-bad-product of all time.
Seriously...who thinks goatees are cool? Besidese Chris King circa 2002???

ICYMI - The Goatee Shaver @ Yahoo! Video

Tool...Douche Bag....whatever you want to call it...

2009-01-25T14:35:00.001-08:00

Last night on the Downtown F train, I spotted the Emperor of Douche Bags...
I took the initiative to pretend to look through my camera photos so I could sneak a picture of this species for your viewing pleasure and astonishment...

Are you ready?....

First I noticed the red-paint splattered jeans....then the sweeet sunglasses (this was 8pm), and the cool hat and coat.....but yes....
to top it off, he is definitely wearing a fox fur scarf- with the head attached.

Haven't posted in awhile, here you go!

2009-01-23T07:58:00.001-08:00

Hey there kiddos,

I haven't updated my blog in quite a while...I know many tears have been shed into many beers over that one (hot-dog I am ON today!).
Sam and Chris told me they miss my blog terribly, so I'm going to start writing in it again (and I hope to land a job as a professional funny blogger one day on www.bestweekever.tv

Tonight will be a night of 3D-ness and drinks, pretty pumped about My Bloody Valentine 3D.
No- I do not know the plot line, haven't IMDB'ed it yet, but I assume it will go something like this...

Group of hella sexy teenagers are living the life, gittin drunk and gettin action with each other. THEN they all gather into the same large house/school for some reason in the movie....and they find out this story about this guy from like 3o years ago who got dumped cruelly on Valentines Day....he disappeared that day....and there are stories he comes back every Valentines Day to kill the girl who broke his heart.

THEN HE COMES BACK

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And all these hot chicks start gettin' stabbed and hot guys get stabbed too!!!! And people get naked at some point.

And, it is all in 3D.

There is my IMDB synopsis

*Who the hell is this guy and why does he love this movie so much? Maybe because he has a goatee**

20 Gift Ideas for $1 by Domino

2008-12-11T13:00:00.000-08:00

I love love Domino Magazine, this article is fun and gave me great ideas.

http://www.dominomag.com/go/dollargifts

My Etsy Site is up and running

2008-12-08T13:52:00.000-08:00

Thank you to my beautiful friends who helped me take photos for my Etsy site; it is officially up and running! FINALLY!

I have only listed a few items and there will be many more to come in the following days...that way you will have to keep checking back everyday.
Trust me, there is great stuff I haven't posted yet.

I'm leaving you all in suspense.

Check it out!
www.philomenadesign.etsy.com

Why in God's name...

2008-12-05T13:17:00.001-08:00

Why would they make this sequal?...it can't be for the money, cuz it ain't gonna make any.
Maybe so they could cast the ugliest kid alive (sorry, that was mean).

This looks worse than Sandlot 2 & 3.

My Childhood Doppelgangers

2008-12-05T10:40:00.003-08:00

Due to the adorable pictures of Sunny as a child on her last post, I thought I'd share with you My Childhood Doppelgangers:

Age 5-10 I pretty much looked exactly like:

It's actually kind of creepy how much I looked like her...but my style was not nearly as awesome.

Ages 11-13, during the chubby-puberty years, I pretty much looked exactly like Becky from Little Giants:

...only my bangs were a little more giant.

The Kiss.

2008-12-02T20:21:00.000-08:00

Fun little movie made by yours truly and Chris King spur of the moment last night after a big bowl of Mexican salad.

I think it's cute.

Etsy Handmade Cavalcade

2008-11-26T06:21:00.001-08:00

I am so so excited about this!

I will be so inspired, I will spend money, and I will feel a little envy wishing I was in their position getting to sell stuff. Next Year!!!

http://www.thenewnewny.com/handmadecavalcade/index.html

Tribute to Cheri, my one true Love

2008-11-24T12:29:00.001-08:00

Cheri is the only fish in My frying pan.

When Cheri and I were hardcore into our cowboy and guys in black shirt and Michelobe Ultra phase.

Cheri is fucking nuts when it comes to catching boquets.

Do you Love Terriers?

2008-11-23T12:46:00.000-08:00

Jennifer: Age 26

2008-11-20T11:38:00.000-08:00

Do you remember being a kid and adults telling you "enjoy being a kid, when you get older the years just fly by so quickly you don't know where time went"? I distinctly remember being a kid, adults telling me that and not believing them for a split second. Come to find out, it is so true.

I turn 26 tomorrow and don't get my wrong, I am SO excited about my fabulous birthday weekend, but I am a little freaked out to be getting past the Early Twenties. I would still consider this Mid-Twenties...but the next year will be Late Twenties, which Completely freaks me out. (I know, I know that age is just a number...and I do this almost every birthday...but it still weirds me out)

I don't really know exactly what I thought I would have accomplished by this point, but part of me wonders if I have accomplished enough for the age of 26. I definitely think I have experienced quite a bit and am very fortunate in that aspect; studying abroad, traveling around Europe with Chris, fabulous experience working at museum for a year, teaching amazing kids for a year, picking up and moving to NYC...I suppose I am pretty pleased with what I have accomplished but in so many ways I don't feel a day over.....22 lets say.

I also think back to mistakes I made or mindsets I was in when i was in high school or in my Early Twenties and thank God I am smarter than I was back then; I thought I knew so much but I knew so little. That is a definite plus of getting older.

What was I doing exactly 10 years ago when I was turning 16? Well, I Wasn't getting my license or a car unfortunately (my poor driving skills allowed my parents to make me wait 6 more months). I had two best friends Samantha (still BFF) and Karen stay the night, then the next morning we went to the West End in Dallas and Magic Time Machine for dinner with my family. Maybe not the 'coolest' birthday to most 16 year olds, but it was a blast.
Most importantly, I got my first video camera for my 16th birthday, I couldn't put it down whenever I got it. I wanted to be a female Stanley Kubrick and took that damn thing with me everywhere.

Ten years later, I may not strive to be Stanley Kubrick anymore (although I still adore him), but my mind is constantly overloaded with ideas and thoughts and goals and they boggle in my head making me not sure which direction to go in first; a blessing and a curse, all these ideas. (OH, animation, no poster design, NO, knitting, stationary design, maybe Bookbinding!, sewing!, No-filmmaking!, zine design!)

If these next ten years fly by twice as fast as the last ten years (according to those adults back in the day), what will I be doing then? Will I have reached all my goals? Will I feel 36 (ughh)? Will I still be in NYC? Will I have kids or be married (so weird to think about)? Will I still be a receptionist (let's hope not)

I'm starting off age 26 in a new city, new life, boggled/brilliant ideas to create, amazing friends and a kick-ass new haircut as of 6pm today.

Jennifer: Age 26 26 26 26, maybe repeating it will make not seem so weird.

Love of New York

2008-11-16T16:53:00.001-08:00

I'm now addicted to making movies on my computer...someday soon I will make a movie with an actual plot; beginning, peak and climax involved...but for now I enjoy solely using pretty images and music I like.

Enjoy.

Election Nite in Williamsburg

2008-11-13T17:26:00.001-08:00

It was insane and amazing to say the least.

If you love Puppies & Beer, then read this...

2008-11-11T10:43:00.000-08:00

I almost imploded from the cuteness of this story I read on the BBC today!!!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/wales/north_east/7720192.stm

AHH! Will someone please get me this dog for my birthday!

Uhhh, too much wine and beer

2008-11-10T19:53:00.000-08:00

I have been drinking since 6pm, annoyed ppl on the subway with Angela, and just watched an hours worth of the Hills.

DON'T JUDGE ME!!

New Kids on the Block...more like, OLD Kids on the Block...am I right? AM I RIGHT?

2008-11-10T08:10:00.001-08:00

-Dude, after Sam told me she attended the New Kids on the Block concert last week and told me how f*ing hilarious it was, I had to check out there new music videos.
If you know me well, you know how much I love taking enjoyment in all entertainment that is terrible...and this is Gold my friend; Pure Gold.
Seriously, this is almost difficult to watch b/c you feel ebmarrassed for both yourself and them.

ps. notice how they hardly ever show Donnie aka MonkeyFace

Barf-O Video #1

Lame-O Video #2

My First iMovie Movie!

2008-11-09T20:15:00.001-08:00

Ladies and Gentleman, I just ventured to make my first movie on iMovie; without the leadership of C.King...

Bare with me, and enjoy!

Autumn in NYC

2008-11-08T11:20:00.001-08:00

2008-11-08T10:56:00.000-08:00

Holograms are Trippy

2008-11-07T08:10:00.000-08:00

I'm sure everyone saw this historic technological advancement on CNN during election night, but in case you didn't...they busted out some bodacious graphics that made me trip balls.

Okay, okay...I am exaggerating...by saying "made me trip balls", I meant "made me laugh my ass off and ask myself 'In God's name, Why?' "

These are professional, highly trained reporters; their job is to think of the most effective way to broadcast major events aka 2008 Presidential Election.
Instead I feel like they were all getting stoned in the green room watching Star Wars and saying "you know what would be kick-ass tonight, fuckin' holograms bro!"

And there you have it...

This Kid Rules!!

2008-11-06T20:26:00.000-08:00

Check out this kid in the orange shorts I saw at McCarren Pool; he might be the most awesome dancer I've ever seen.

How do you have a doggie in NYC?

2008-11-06T12:42:00.000-08:00

Today I was sent a proposal from my Dad in Texas, asking me if I would be interested in taking care of our dog Lucy while they make the transition moving from Dallas to Houston. He did not specify how long this time would be, but my heart immediately jumped at the thought of my sweet little Lucy living with me.

Lucy is the best dog in the whole world and the idea of having her for a couple of months is Awesome!! She is the most amazing dog ever!

Observe Picture Above:

But my question is, how does someone take proper care of a dog living in NYC?
Problems:

Small Apartment
Alone in apartment for 11-12 hours a day
It now gets freakishly dark here at 5pm (WTF is up with that??)
I live in the ghetto and pit bulls and BedStuy-ites will git us as I walk her in the dark
I would have to come straight home after work every day, no exceptions
No social life ( ???)....

I see people all the time happily walking their adorable dogs down the streets; are these dogs really happy? Do they get played with enough? Do their owners have adequate social lives?

Chances are Lucy won't be living in Brooklyn anytime soon, if ever at all...but if she did would the good outweigh the bad?