King Family Portrait, 2014

Let's work our fat asses...

Seriously...
Notice how orgasmic Paula Dean looks when she bites into her krispykream burger...
*shudder*

Holy Schnikes! 3 of my favorite men in one movie???

Anyone who knows me well knows that I LOVE Andy Samberg...and Paul Rudd...and my newist love interest is Jason Segal....
What can I say, I love me a funny man.
But WHAAAAAAAA????...... all 3 of them are in the same freakin' movie together? Are they trying to get my head to explode?

Even if this movie is silly, I cannot WAIT to see it.
If only John Krasinski were in it, the movie would be complete :)

I Love You Man movie trailer

ps. I love Andy Samberg

BAHHHHHHHHH I LOVE BABY ELEPHANTS!!!!!!

Baby Elephant Barack was born. Maybe the cutest creature ever. Please look at Best Week Ever's post, too funny.
Baby elephant Barack

From the moment I saw Blagoje-douche...

From the moment I saw the horrifying face of Rod Blagojevich, I immediately thought he looked like the following:
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Am I right or am I right?
How do you get elected to governor with a face like that.
At least Unfrozen caveman lawyer was kinda cool.
Ughh, Gives me the eebie-jeebies!

OMG, I still hate goatees so much...

Goatees?...*shudder* Ughh.

This might be my favorite-bad-product of all time.
Seriously...who thinks goatees are cool? Besidese Chris King circa 2002???

ICYMI - The Goatee Shaver @ Yahoo! Video

Tool...Douche Bag....whatever you want to call it...

Last night on the Downtown F train, I spotted the Emperor of Douche Bags...
I took the initiative to pretend to look through my camera photos so I could sneak a picture of this species for your viewing pleasure and astonishment...

Are you ready?....



First I noticed the red-paint splattered jeans....then the sweeet sunglasses (this was 8pm), and the cool hat and coat.....but yes....
to top it off, he is definitely wearing a fox fur scarf- with the head attached.

Haven't posted in awhile, here you go!

Hey there kiddos,

I haven't updated my blog in quite a while...I know many tears have been shed into many beers over that one (hot-dog I am ON today!).
Sam and Chris told me they miss my blog terribly, so I'm going to start writing in it again (and I hope to land a job as a professional funny blogger one day on www.bestweekever.tv

Tonight will be a night of 3D-ness and drinks, pretty pumped about My Bloody Valentine 3D.
No- I do not know the plot line, haven't IMDB'ed it yet, but I assume it will go something like this...

Group of hella sexy teenagers are living the life, gittin drunk and gettin action with each other. THEN they all gather into the same large house/school for some reason in the movie....and they find out this story about this guy from like 3o years ago who got dumped cruelly on Valentines Day....he disappeared that day....and there are stories he comes back every Valentines Day to kill the girl who broke his heart.

THEN HE COMES BACK

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And all these hot chicks start gettin' stabbed and hot guys get stabbed too!!!! And people get naked at some point.

And, it is all in 3D.

There is my IMDB synopsis

*Who the hell is this guy and why does he love this movie so much? Maybe because he has a goatee**