Friday, April 24, 2009
Thursday, April 16, 2009
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
I'm from Durant, OK
Wheelchair-bound man accused of selling marijuana
DURANT —
A warrant has been issued for the arrest of a wheelchair-bound man accused of selling marijuana.Bobby Franklin Heflin, 67, Durant, was charged Wednesday with possession of marijuana with intent to distribute and possession of a firearm in commission of a felony.He also was charged with misdemeanor drug paraphernalia possession.The Bryan County District Attorney’s Drug Task Force searched Heflin’s home in the 700 block of South Third Avenue last month.An affidavit by Agent Wayne Stanley states that numerous items associated with selling marijuana were seized, including three pounds of marijuana, a set of scales, sandwich baggies and a box containing marijuana and $230 in cash.Stanley questioned Heflin, who was in a wheelchair. Heflin, the affidavit states, admitted to selling marijuana for a couple of months, and that he recently sold a quarter-pound for $300.Stanley asked Heflin if he “had anything on him,” and he replied that he had a gun in the wheelchair, according to the affidavit. He began to reach for it and Stanley stopped him and asked where the weapon was.He was sitting on a loaded .22-caliber handgun, according to the affidavit. According to court records, Helfin served time in 1972 for a grand larceny conviction in Bryan County.In other court cases, a man arrested in Blue Tuesday after authorities said he almost ran over a woman and a child on bicycles and then swung a hatchet at a neighbor has been charged with two counts of assault and battery with a dangerous weapon.James Dean Hall, 61, was charged Wednesday. He was arrested after Sheriff’s Reserve Sgt. Austin Harman was dispatched to the 100 block of Bryant St. According to Harman’s report, William Baugus said he confronted Hall because he tried to run over his girlfriend.Hall, the report stated, said he had consumed 12 beers and he went to buy more. He said that on his way back, he may have swerved his truck toward the females when he lit a cigarette.Baugus told the deputy he disarmed Hall after he tried to hit him with the hatchet.In other crimes, Richard Martin Withers told Deputy Anthony Scavo on Friday that a video game system was stolen out of his Goss Road home in Cartwright. The victim said that a door was open when he arrived at home.A 1982 Honda three-wheeler owned by Joe Ross Falls was stolen from a ranch on Jackson Road in Bennington, according to a Wednesday report by Scavo. The victim said a chain on a gate was cut to gain entry to the property.
DURANT —
A warrant has been issued for the arrest of a wheelchair-bound man accused of selling marijuana.Bobby Franklin Heflin, 67, Durant, was charged Wednesday with possession of marijuana with intent to distribute and possession of a firearm in commission of a felony.He also was charged with misdemeanor drug paraphernalia possession.The Bryan County District Attorney’s Drug Task Force searched Heflin’s home in the 700 block of South Third Avenue last month.An affidavit by Agent Wayne Stanley states that numerous items associated with selling marijuana were seized, including three pounds of marijuana, a set of scales, sandwich baggies and a box containing marijuana and $230 in cash.Stanley questioned Heflin, who was in a wheelchair. Heflin, the affidavit states, admitted to selling marijuana for a couple of months, and that he recently sold a quarter-pound for $300.Stanley asked Heflin if he “had anything on him,” and he replied that he had a gun in the wheelchair, according to the affidavit. He began to reach for it and Stanley stopped him and asked where the weapon was.He was sitting on a loaded .22-caliber handgun, according to the affidavit. According to court records, Helfin served time in 1972 for a grand larceny conviction in Bryan County.In other court cases, a man arrested in Blue Tuesday after authorities said he almost ran over a woman and a child on bicycles and then swung a hatchet at a neighbor has been charged with two counts of assault and battery with a dangerous weapon.James Dean Hall, 61, was charged Wednesday. He was arrested after Sheriff’s Reserve Sgt. Austin Harman was dispatched to the 100 block of Bryant St. According to Harman’s report, William Baugus said he confronted Hall because he tried to run over his girlfriend.Hall, the report stated, said he had consumed 12 beers and he went to buy more. He said that on his way back, he may have swerved his truck toward the females when he lit a cigarette.Baugus told the deputy he disarmed Hall after he tried to hit him with the hatchet.In other crimes, Richard Martin Withers told Deputy Anthony Scavo on Friday that a video game system was stolen out of his Goss Road home in Cartwright. The victim said that a door was open when he arrived at home.A 1982 Honda three-wheeler owned by Joe Ross Falls was stolen from a ranch on Jackson Road in Bennington, according to a Wednesday report by Scavo. The victim said a chain on a gate was cut to gain entry to the property.
Monday, March 30, 2009
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New & Updated Items on My Site
There are new & updated items on my Etsy site, and will be updated again tomorrow.
Please give it a look and tell your friends! Click on the picture below!
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Saving ADORABLE, Disabled Aminals
God knows we all love cute animals. I might explode from the heart after seeing this many cute/disabled animals next to one another.
Oh the Elephant! EEAHHHALKJLJSDLAWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
I can't take it!!
Oh the Elephant! EEAHHHALKJLJSDLAWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
I can't take it!!
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
What Grosses Me Out...
A lot of things gross me out, but one thing that really makes me shudder is when people order Cafe Breve's at Starbucks. As a former Barista, I can tell you it was with much apprehention that I would consent to serving people this hot beverage.
If you don't know what a Breve is:
Half & Half
espresso
What is the nutritional facts in a medium breve?
Nutrition Facts
Serving Size 16 fl oz (453.0 g)
Amount Per Serving
Calories 568
Calories from Fat 450
Total Fat 50.0g
Saturated Fat 30.0g
I'm not trying to be an asshole or sound like one of those girls who is constantly counting calories and judging people...but come on now people....really? you want to drink that?
If you don't know what a Breve is:
Half & Half
espresso
What is the nutritional facts in a medium breve?
Nutrition Facts
Serving Size 16 fl oz (453.0 g)
Amount Per Serving
Calories 568
Calories from Fat 450
Total Fat 50.0g
Saturated Fat 30.0g
I'm not trying to be an asshole or sound like one of those girls who is constantly counting calories and judging people...but come on now people....really? you want to drink that?
Friday, March 6, 2009
Thursday, March 5, 2009
My New Ghetto-Fabulous Phone...
Until I am able to get an iPhone in April, my dear father was kind enough to let me have his old phone to hold me over...
What do you do when you must use a phone that looks like it was ran over? Make it look like you Meant to make it look run over...
hence my sweet new phone...
This phone will be in full effect as of next weekend...
Monday, March 2, 2009
Barrettes
I went to some random 99 cent store in Bushwick and found some of those barrettes you wore as a kid, with the cute little animals on them....
then last night upon inspection one seemed a little too 'adult'....
Friday, February 27, 2009
ATTN: Creepy 50 year olds with mustaches...
Last night I went to meet my dear gal-pal Zina at Welcome to the Johnsons (if you aren't familiar with the delightful Lower East Side bar, you must go...$3 Stellas at Happy Hour, HOLLA!).
Zina was all like "YO JEN, It might be like 30 minutes before I get there" and I was all like "No problem, I have The Onion and am totally cool sitting by myself for awhile up at the bar"
That is when Creepy McGee 1 and Creepy McGee 2 sat on either sides of me:
Creepy McGee 1 was maybe kind of slow and lonely and old...so I excused his annoying tried banter, but Creepy McGee 2 was NOT slow and had no excuse for annoying me, forcing me to make a fake call on my cellphone.
Here is the scenario:
Jen sits reading newspaper (code for don't talk to me), drinking Stella, and glances occasionally at HOTTIE MCGEE across the room.
Mustache sits down to my right and leans over to me.
Mustache- if you like him you should go say hi
I ignore him.
Mustache- if you like him you should go say hello
Jen- Excuse me?
Mustache- I saw you glace at him about 8x a minute, about 6 girls in here have been staring at him, he must have something special
Jen- (wanting to vomit on him) Oh yah hehe, he's cute
Mustache- See I pick up on these things b/c I am a psychologist...
Jen goes back to reading paper immediatly...and NORMAL person would understand I don't want to talk anymore.
Mustache- yep....my sons are 16 & 18, they have hair like that, all crazy in their face BAHAHAHHAA
Jen- yep, that's the style I guess (as I continue to look at paper)
2 minutes pass.
Mustache- My son brought this girl home he was dating, I thought she was 21, but turns out she was 16!! BAHAHAHA, you just can't tell anymore. She looked so old.
Jen- Yep, girls look older now
2 minutes pass.
Mustache- Man, can't believe it is Friday.....I feel like Just yesterday I was saying the same thing. BAHAHAHA....................................man, I can't believe Sunday is March 1, feels like I just just saying 'Happy New Year!' BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jen gives quick smile then starts texting anyone she knows to make herself look busy...
as soon as he leaves Creepy McGee 2 starts telling me about ..... I dont' even remember....
it was painful.
Lesson:
have some friggin intuition...it is pretty obvious if a girl doesn't want to talk to you...especially if she is young enough to be your daughter.
and don't touch girls' hair in the bar either....(that goes to Drunk Irish McGee last weekend at the pub)
Zina was all like "YO JEN, It might be like 30 minutes before I get there" and I was all like "No problem, I have The Onion and am totally cool sitting by myself for awhile up at the bar"
That is when Creepy McGee 1 and Creepy McGee 2 sat on either sides of me:
Creepy McGee 1 was maybe kind of slow and lonely and old...so I excused his annoying tried banter, but Creepy McGee 2 was NOT slow and had no excuse for annoying me, forcing me to make a fake call on my cellphone.
Here is the scenario:
Jen sits reading newspaper (code for don't talk to me), drinking Stella, and glances occasionally at HOTTIE MCGEE across the room.
Mustache sits down to my right and leans over to me.
Mustache- if you like him you should go say hi
I ignore him.
Mustache- if you like him you should go say hello
Jen- Excuse me?
Mustache- I saw you glace at him about 8x a minute, about 6 girls in here have been staring at him, he must have something special
Jen- (wanting to vomit on him) Oh yah hehe, he's cute
Mustache- See I pick up on these things b/c I am a psychologist...
Jen goes back to reading paper immediatly...and NORMAL person would understand I don't want to talk anymore.
Mustache- yep....my sons are 16 & 18, they have hair like that, all crazy in their face BAHAHAHHAA
Jen- yep, that's the style I guess (as I continue to look at paper)
2 minutes pass.
Mustache- My son brought this girl home he was dating, I thought she was 21, but turns out she was 16!! BAHAHAHA, you just can't tell anymore. She looked so old.
Jen- Yep, girls look older now
2 minutes pass.
Mustache- Man, can't believe it is Friday.....I feel like Just yesterday I was saying the same thing. BAHAHAHA....................................man, I can't believe Sunday is March 1, feels like I just just saying 'Happy New Year!' BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jen gives quick smile then starts texting anyone she knows to make herself look busy...
as soon as he leaves Creepy McGee 2 starts telling me about ..... I dont' even remember....
it was painful.
Lesson:
have some friggin intuition...it is pretty obvious if a girl doesn't want to talk to you...especially if she is young enough to be your daughter.
and don't touch girls' hair in the bar either....(that goes to Drunk Irish McGee last weekend at the pub)
Thursday, February 26, 2009
Sunday, February 22, 2009
Best Picture of the Year, by Oscar McGee
Mission #134. Starring Jen Cox and Fred Trevino.
Doesn't make much sense.
But it was SO fun to make.
Friday, February 20, 2009
Why do I love Andy Samberg...
Well, the reasons cannot fit on my blog...one day we shall bump into each other on the street, he will compliment my hazel eyes and ask me for coffee...and it will go from there...
Until then, I can only show you some of his hilariousness that I treasure so.
Until then, I can only show you some of his hilariousness that I treasure so.
Do you like CUTE STUFF?
Then your head might burst from this Samsung ad: I would buy a Samsung if I saw this add enough.
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Has your parents joined facebook?...
If you are one of the many people who has been effected by:
a. your parents joining facebook
b. your aunt/uncle joining facebook
c. your significant other's parents joining facebook
...then you will find this f**ing hilarious.
My Parents Joined Facebook
**thank you Sam
a. your parents joining facebook
b. your aunt/uncle joining facebook
c. your significant other's parents joining facebook
...then you will find this f**ing hilarious.
My Parents Joined Facebook
**thank you Sam
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Friday, January 30, 2009
Let's work our fat asses...
Seriously...
Notice how orgasmic Paula Dean looks when she bites into her krispykream burger...
*shudder*
Notice how orgasmic Paula Dean looks when she bites into her krispykream burger...
*shudder*
Holy Schnikes! 3 of my favorite men in one movie???
Anyone who knows me well knows that I LOVE Andy Samberg...and Paul Rudd...and my newist love interest is Jason Segal....
What can I say, I love me a funny man.
But WHAAAAAAAA????...... all 3 of them are in the same freakin' movie together? Are they trying to get my head to explode?
Even if this movie is silly, I cannot WAIT to see it.
If only John Krasinski were in it, the movie would be complete :)
I Love You Man movie trailer
ps. I love Andy Samberg
What can I say, I love me a funny man.
But WHAAAAAAAA????...... all 3 of them are in the same freakin' movie together? Are they trying to get my head to explode?
Even if this movie is silly, I cannot WAIT to see it.
If only John Krasinski were in it, the movie would be complete :)
I Love You Man movie trailer
ps. I love Andy Samberg
Thursday, January 29, 2009
BAHHHHHHHHH I LOVE BABY ELEPHANTS!!!!!!
Baby Elephant Barack was born. Maybe the cutest creature ever. Please look at Best Week Ever's post, too funny.
Baby elephant Barack
From the moment I saw Blagoje-douche...
From the moment I saw the horrifying face of Rod Blagojevich, I immediately thought he looked like the following:
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Am I right or am I right?
How do you get elected to governor with a face like that.
At least Unfrozen caveman lawyer was kinda cool.
Ughh, Gives me the eebie-jeebies!
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
OMG, I still hate goatees so much...
Goatees?...*shudder* Ughh.
This might be my favorite-bad-product of all time.
Seriously...who thinks goatees are cool? Besidese Chris King circa 2002???
This might be my favorite-bad-product of all time.
Seriously...who thinks goatees are cool? Besidese Chris King circa 2002???
Sunday, January 25, 2009
Tool...Douche Bag....whatever you want to call it...
Last night on the Downtown F train, I spotted the Emperor of Douche Bags...
I took the initiative to pretend to look through my camera photos so I could sneak a picture of this species for your viewing pleasure and astonishment...
Are you ready?....
First I noticed the red-paint splattered jeans....then the sweeet sunglasses (this was 8pm), and the cool hat and coat.....but yes....
to top it off, he is definitely wearing a fox fur scarf- with the head attached.
I took the initiative to pretend to look through my camera photos so I could sneak a picture of this species for your viewing pleasure and astonishment...
Are you ready?....
First I noticed the red-paint splattered jeans....then the sweeet sunglasses (this was 8pm), and the cool hat and coat.....but yes....
to top it off, he is definitely wearing a fox fur scarf- with the head attached.
Friday, January 23, 2009
Haven't posted in awhile, here you go!
Hey there kiddos,
I haven't updated my blog in quite a while...I know many tears have been shed into many beers over that one (hot-dog I am ON today!).
Sam and Chris told me they miss my blog terribly, so I'm going to start writing in it again (and I hope to land a job as a professional funny blogger one day on www.bestweekever.tv
Sam and Chris told me they miss my blog terribly, so I'm going to start writing in it again (and I hope to land a job as a professional funny blogger one day on www.bestweekever.tv
Tonight will be a night of 3D-ness and drinks, pretty pumped about My Bloody Valentine 3D.
No- I do not know the plot line, haven't IMDB'ed it yet, but I assume it will go something like this...
No- I do not know the plot line, haven't IMDB'ed it yet, but I assume it will go something like this...
Group of hella sexy teenagers are living the life, gittin drunk and gettin action with each other. THEN they all gather into the same large house/school for some reason in the movie....and they find out this story about this guy from like 3o years ago who got dumped cruelly on Valentines Day....he disappeared that day....and there are stories he comes back every Valentines Day to kill the girl who broke his heart.
THEN HE COMES BACK
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And all these hot chicks start gettin' stabbed and hot guys get stabbed too!!!! And people get naked at some point.
And, it is all in 3D.
There is my IMDB synopsis
*Who the hell is this guy and why does he love this movie so much? Maybe because he has a goatee**
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