Haven't posted in awhile, here you go!

Hey there kiddos,

I haven't updated my blog in quite a while...I know many tears have been shed into many beers over that one (hot-dog I am ON today!).
Sam and Chris told me they miss my blog terribly, so I'm going to start writing in it again (and I hope to land a job as a professional funny blogger one day on www.bestweekever.tv

Tonight will be a night of 3D-ness and drinks, pretty pumped about My Bloody Valentine 3D.
No- I do not know the plot line, haven't IMDB'ed it yet, but I assume it will go something like this...

Group of hella sexy teenagers are living the life, gittin drunk and gettin action with each other. THEN they all gather into the same large house/school for some reason in the movie....and they find out this story about this guy from like 3o years ago who got dumped cruelly on Valentines Day....he disappeared that day....and there are stories he comes back every Valentines Day to kill the girl who broke his heart.

THEN HE COMES BACK

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And all these hot chicks start gettin' stabbed and hot guys get stabbed too!!!! And people get naked at some point.

And, it is all in 3D.

There is my IMDB synopsis

*Who the hell is this guy and why does he love this movie so much? Maybe because he has a goatee**