Tool...Douche Bag....whatever you want to call it...

Last night on the Downtown F train, I spotted the Emperor of Douche Bags...
I took the initiative to pretend to look through my camera photos so I could sneak a picture of this species for your viewing pleasure and astonishment...

Are you ready?....



First I noticed the red-paint splattered jeans....then the sweeet sunglasses (this was 8pm), and the cool hat and coat.....but yes....
to top it off, he is definitely wearing a fox fur scarf- with the head attached.

Haven't posted in awhile, here you go!

Hey there kiddos,

I haven't updated my blog in quite a while...I know many tears have been shed into many beers over that one (hot-dog I am ON today!).
Sam and Chris told me they miss my blog terribly, so I'm going to start writing in it again (and I hope to land a job as a professional funny blogger one day on www.bestweekever.tv

Tonight will be a night of 3D-ness and drinks, pretty pumped about My Bloody Valentine 3D.
No- I do not know the plot line, haven't IMDB'ed it yet, but I assume it will go something like this...

Group of hella sexy teenagers are living the life, gittin drunk and gettin action with each other. THEN they all gather into the same large house/school for some reason in the movie....and they find out this story about this guy from like 3o years ago who got dumped cruelly on Valentines Day....he disappeared that day....and there are stories he comes back every Valentines Day to kill the girl who broke his heart.

THEN HE COMES BACK

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And all these hot chicks start gettin' stabbed and hot guys get stabbed too!!!! And people get naked at some point.

And, it is all in 3D.

There is my IMDB synopsis

*Who the hell is this guy and why does he love this movie so much? Maybe because he has a goatee**

20 Gift Ideas for $1 by Domino

I love love Domino Magazine, this article is fun and gave me great ideas.

http://www.dominomag.com/go/dollargifts

My Etsy Site is up and running

Thank you to my beautiful friends who helped me take photos for my Etsy site; it is officially up and running! FINALLY!

I have only listed a few items and there will be many more to come in the following days...that way you will have to keep checking back everyday.
Trust me, there is great stuff I haven't posted yet.

I'm leaving you all in suspense.

Check it out!
www.philomenadesign.etsy.com

Why in God's name...

Why would they make this sequal?...it can't be for the money, cuz it ain't gonna make any.
Maybe so they could cast the ugliest kid alive (sorry, that was mean).

This looks worse than Sandlot 2 & 3.

My Childhood Doppelgangers

Due to the adorable pictures of Sunny as a child on her last post, I thought I'd share with you My Childhood Doppelgangers:

Age 5-10 I pretty much looked exactly like:

It's actually kind of creepy how much I looked like her...but my style was not nearly as awesome.

Ages 11-13, during the chubby-puberty years, I pretty much looked exactly like Becky from Little Giants:

...only my bangs were a little more giant.

The Kiss.

Fun little movie made by yours truly and Chris King spur of the moment last night after a big bowl of Mexican salad.

I think it's cute.